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Ask Me About my ExpialiDOPENESS

from Thirst Aid Kit by Presidential Top Knot

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When you're up at
3 in the morning
Drinking coffee writing songs
watching movies like
RAMBO 1ST BLOOD PART 1
Even though you saw it
40 fucking times this week

I don't think there's any worse punishment
Than being in a room full of people but
Still feeling like you're all alone
You're all alone

You're Slyvester Allone
Sylvester Allone

Pretty princess
my blue jeans are staining
the wash won't remove them
no matter what cycle I choose
I got this really weird sinking feeling
I should be abstaining
From showering and cleaning my room
I want to throw secret pizza parties
in the woods
So my friends will think I'm the best
One day I'll stop hating everything I see
Until then let me get this off my chest.

I don't think there's any worse punishment
Than finding out that you're not magic
But its worse as a 'What if'
Worse when you're magic
Even though you're not magic
you're being Danielle Saddcliffe

You're Danielle Saddcliffe
Danielle Saddcliffe

I got drunk
I ripped my favorite flannel
I got up
And walked off with a smile
Cause there's nothing better
Than feeling this awesome
Nothing worse than the people who care about you

I don't think theres any worse punishment
Than taking on water
Sinking like the titanic
Cause glacier water is so god damn cold
You are Rose
I'm Lonely-anardo DiCarprio
I'm Lonely-anardo DiCaprio

I got no Oscars
No I got no oscars
But i got a lot of nominations
My mom says I'm a good actor
I really hope Leo doesn't hear this song
But if you're listening leo
It was all a joke man I love you
Just tryin to get the kids to laugh a little bit
But i don't think it's working too good
Please don't sue me
But it would be pretty fucking rad if he sued me

Do you guys think it would?
I think it would

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from Thirst Aid Kit, released October 17, 2017

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