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The Zipline Defense

from Thirst Aid Kit by Presidential Top Knot

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Hannah hold on
Let me explain myself a minute
You're going 80 MPH
In a 25 limit
Thats much more than youre
98 Plymouth 200,000 mile
Engine can take

I've got 4 chords I'm gonna play
A statement I'd like to make
So if it pleases the court
Your honor please add this to the record
I've narrowed it down
To about 31 words
I'll repeat them just give me a second

(Okay here we go)

Sorry I cant
Explain whats
Happening
I know you
Cant stand me
When im not
Happy
I want to be
Honestly
I definitely
Probably
Finally
Found a way to fix it


I'm gonna find the tallest tree in this town
Climb to the top
Tie a zipline
So i can ride down
To a field of better feelings
But I'll settle for any field
Thats just better than I'm
Feeling right now

Hannah hold on

I said can we please skip the argument
She says Evan watch your tone
I said well could you please at least call them
She says IM ON THE FUCKING PHONE
I said okay but if we're both gonna
yell our rebuttals
Next time I'll go big
And you can stay the fuck home

Okay that was harsh
A little bit
I'll admit it
But when I'm stressed out
It's pretty tough
To be perfect
That's not excuse
Its no use
This jury is in recess
But it's essential
To my case
They hear the joke i told next

I said how many Williams
Could Robin Williams rob
If Robin Williams could
rob Williams
Okay I'll stop
Hannah I get it
One day my jokes will get better
Your honor
Please strike the previous
statement from the record


Sorry I cant
Explain whats
Happening
I know you
Cant stand me
When im not
Happy
I want to be
Honestly
I definitely
Probably
Finally
Found a way to fix it


I'm gonna find the tallest tree in this town
Climb to the top
Tie a zipline
So i can ride down
To a field of better feelings
But I'll settle for any field
Thats just better than I'm
Feeling right now

Hannah hold on


Now your car is broke down
On the highway
In east jabib-fuck
Lancaster
Dont ask me
How I'm feeling
I don't want a verdict
I just want an answer

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from Thirst Aid Kit, released October 17, 2017

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